The Golfer and I will be keeping a low profile tonight and not offering witches fingers to any prospective trick or treaters, unlike Hillwards‘ brilliant creations, but I thought it appropriate to show off our one and only pumpkin. It is a compact (very!) variety I was trialling for Which? Gardening, only 4 inches tall (10cm), and this is the only fruit to reach maturity but even so I have had to bring it inside to ensure ripening. I wouldn’t fancy my chances at trying to carve it!